I want to live in a haunted masion?

i am alone no one to care that much for me...i'm handy-caped and no wife or kids or pets..love left me long time ago so i fig no on wants to have me around..i cant find a girl friend or find a good wife so i guse i'm no good for anyone..i am not bie or gay and dont belive in it ..i just wanted a wife..some one to love me and to help me BUT could find no one so i will live my last days in a haunted manson or a house that looks like from the munsters tv show haunted house.no jokes no kidding i am for real about this...no spook nackers...no dead ends please.i'm 55 years old